thatssodaisy:

Since when was this

more beautiful than this

Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.

mycatsaysmeow1:

yesididbringmydog:

okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you 

i was talking this here picture

when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment

 

and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes. 

This really deserves more than 200 notes

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

phleps:

harryspanglersolo:

phleps:

phleps:

what do female pornstars do when on their period like do they get to take a weeks paid vacation or make menstruation porn or what what happens

I LOOKED IT UP AND SOMEONE SAID THEY GET A DEVICE INSIDE OF THEM THAT HOLDS THE BLOOD LONG ENOUGH FOR A SEX SCENE WHY

FYI: Opera singers in big companies get time off. Because it affects the vocal mechanism.

OPERA SINGERS GET TIME OFF WHEN ON THEIR PERIOD BUT PORNSTARS DONT

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”