Since when was this
more beautiful than this
Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.
okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you
i was talking this here picture
when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment
and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes.
This really deserves more than 200 notes
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
what do female pornstars do when on their period like do they get to take a weeks paid vacation or make menstruation porn or what what happens
I LOOKED IT UP AND SOMEONE SAID THEY GET A DEVICE INSIDE OF THEM THAT HOLDS THE BLOOD LONG ENOUGH FOR A SEX SCENE WHY
FYI: Opera singers in big companies get time off. Because it affects the vocal mechanism.
OPERA SINGERS GET TIME OFF WHEN ON THEIR PERIOD BUT PORNSTARS DONT
during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”