the-absolute-funniest-posts:

slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread 

this was his response 

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

iamnofallenstar:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there

I would burn it

newpope:

newpope:

newpope:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide